OH! AND!

OH! AND!!!

I went by Michaels today (the craft store) in my car to dream about the brushes and paints I could have if I had money and they had a new poster!!!

NOW HIRING
~25% Employee Discount
~Flexible Shift Options
~Competative Pay Rates

I was in there in two winks of a coal miners eye! I've applied before but they throw away applications every month... so I thought I should try again.

I walked in and approached a lady with serious Lutheran hair. (Those of you who know me best know that Lutheran hair is very much like Texan hair. My grandparents in South Carolina go to a Lutheran church up there and since I was an infant this lady named Tracy who works at Wal Mart has had the biggest hair ever... I've always called that big hair Lutheran hair... I hope I do not offend.) I got an application and filled it out in store.

When I turned it in she did a once over and told me to come back at noon on Saturday! Clearly they are desperate... and NOTHING is for sure... but ANY income at all would be amazing... my hopes are high!

Also, the best "thats what she said" came up today. On national television. On the new show "Hole in the Wall" one of the teams was made up of three jockeys. Real, live horse racing jockeys. (Would it be Jockies?... regardless...) They were losing big time and the eye candy on stage said "Come on boys, you really have to make up these points!" The host replied by saying, "These are Jockeys! They are used to coming in from behind! It's what they do! (pause) Gentlemen, It's time to face the HOLE!" I swear. I was stunned.

Stunned.